My plant is imaginary, and it is still doing better than the project. Buy two, then add a calendar invite for the second one.

Per my last email, this is not a fire, but let us treat it like one. Buy two bottles: one for the project, one for the backup project.

Synergy is just two people agreeing to be tired together. Two now, and a third once budget opens.

We are circling back, which is a polite way to say we missed it. Get two, and a spare for the spare.

My lanyard has seen things, and none of them were exciting. Buy two, and let us call it a pilot program.

The meeting could have been an email, and so could this sentence. I will update the spreadsheet.

My lanyard has seen things, and none of them were exciting. Three is a committee.

My plant is imaginary, and it is still doing better than the project. Three is a committee.