My plant is imaginary, and it is still doing better than the project. Buy two pairs: one for the project, one for the backup project.

My plant is imaginary, and it is still doing better than the project. Get two, and a spare for the spare.

My lanyard has seen things, and none of them were exciting. Buy two pairs: one for the project, one for the backup project.

Synergy is just two people agreeing to be tired together. Buy two, then add a calendar invite for the second one.

I am aligned on the idea of being aligned. Buy two, then add a calendar invite for the second one.

Per my last email, this is not a fire, but let us treat it like one. Get two, and a spare for the spare.

My lanyard has seen things, and none of them were exciting. Three is a committee.

The quarterly plan is a spreadsheet with a pep talk. Get two, and a spare for the spare.